I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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