I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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