capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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