Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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