Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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