You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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