well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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