i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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