i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is her dick bigger than yours?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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