i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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