Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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