You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
