I feel like abortions should bother me more
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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