every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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