used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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