I wanna bring you to show and tell
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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