Pappa wants mamma naked
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
