Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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