i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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