Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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