I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
whose parrot is this?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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