I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
