i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I love you. Go after that dick
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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