Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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