Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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