your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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