She's JV to your varsity
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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