i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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