do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
this will be a night to untag.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
That accounts for only three of the penises
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
