Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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