Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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