Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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