we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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