i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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