Ambien. No doubt about it.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
