I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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