Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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