Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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