dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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