She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sorry my hands just texted you
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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