We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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