Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
