you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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