Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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