i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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