Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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