Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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