Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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