And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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