is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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