did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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