What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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