Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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