he shaved USA in his pubs
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
time to smoke my breakfast
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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