But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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