marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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