singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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